Acknowledgements
About the Author
1. What I Learned About Life... from My Dog
2. The Buster Walk Jamboree
4. A Donation from Murder, Inc.
5. My Criminal Career
7. A Drugstore Education
8. The Shadow Knows
10. Inventing the Portable TV Camera
11. The Kiss of Death
12. What Is An Agnostic?
13. My Carnegie Hall Debut
15. A Symbollic, Logical Failure
16. Motorscooter Madness
17. Dirty Dancing
18. Coke Caps and Classics
19. Working with Tom Heyden
20. Getting High with Eleanor
21. Norman Thomas and the New Nigeria
22. Room for Rent: Will Accept Whites
23. Incident of Anti-Semitism
24. Love Par Avion
25. A Unique Memorial to Uncle Bill
27. Introducing the Classics
28. Mischief
29. Meow Tse-Tung
30. Tumbleweed
32. Ribsy
33. Barcarolle No. 1
34. Birth of a Station
35. Renee Chaney & the Police
36. Support for Public Radio
37. The Saturday Night Massacre
38. Christmas in August
39. Honor America Day
40. Leon the Lion
41. From Paris with Love
42. French Fried in Belgium
43. The French Connection
45. Bulgarian Diplomacy
46. Gastronomically Challenged
47. Chance Encounter
48. Sixty Days as a Columnist
49. The Pursuit of "Pure" Gasoline
52. Potbellied Pigs... and Husbands
53. Virtual Friends
54. Sharing the Fruits of Our Labor